Monday, September 7, 2009

This is rediculous

KFC has just made what could be one stupid decision or possibly one of the biggest chess moves since there grilled chicken. Taking advantage of the rising number of obese Americans. They have decided to test out a new sandwich called the double down. Which they have taken out the buns and replace them with 2 chicken patties and in the middle cheese, bacon and special sauce. Certified:1xl

Friday, July 10, 2009

Poor me a Big Cold Brewski

Are you looking for a glass that will hold that 40 this weekend, then head over to perpetual kid and pick up there Giant Beer Glass. Only 15 bucks and guaranteed to be the only glass you'll need all night. If 40 oz. isn't enough then keep pouring because this bad boy can hold 5 beers or 60 oz. Certified:5xl

Go BIG or Go Home

In Odaiba Tokyo Japan the celebrated there 30 year anniversary of Gundam by creating a 1:1 scale, sizing in at 50 ft tall. It lights up at night and has jet lag coming off, also has a animatronical head that moves left and right and up. You have to see it to believe it so check out the video. certified:5xl

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Livestrong Mr. Cartoon tee

If you happened to be in LA last Thursday when the Mr. Cartoon Livestrong shoes released at the last laugh store. Then you caught a glimpse at the AF1 shirt. It has the infamous Mr. Cartoon head logo on a spider body dangling from a spider web.Act fast because these are extremely limited t-shirts. It's in black and sizes up to 5xl. certified:5xl
Purchase at: The Last Laugh AF1

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

King of the Hot Dogs

Joey Chestnut is making sure that the Infamous mustard belt for the famous Nathans hot dog eating competition stays here in America. Blowing his competition away by eating a new world record of 68 hdb. while his main competition Kobayashi was only able to get down 64 in the allotted time and third place was Bartoletti with 55. There's so many eating competitions out there, but the 4th of July hot dog eating competition is the super bowl of them all and gives the winner bragging rights for the whole next year. Major congratulations to Joey Chestnut, keep up the hard work and maybe you can get over 70 HDB next year.

Friday, July 3, 2009

It's Finally Time

What a way to celebrate America's Independence by scarfing down as many hot dogs as possible. With the coveted Mustard belt on the line its anybodies game. With Joey chestnut being the favored to win with the last couple years upsetting kobayashi. There is still Pat Bartoletti and Tim Janus Both being able to eat over 50 HDB in the allotted time which should give them a run for there money. The event starts at 12:00 pm at will be played on ESPN. There's also $20,000 in prize money.

The COMPETITORS:
Joey Chestnut
Takeru Kobayashi
Pat Bertoletti
Tim Eater X Janus
Eric Badlands Booker
Hall Hunt
Humble Bob Shoudt
Juliet Lee
Tim Gravy Brown
Rich LeFevre
Crazy Legs Conti
Erik Denmark
Sonya Thomas
Pretty Boy Pete Davekos
Marco Marquez
Jim Reeves
Micah Collins
Sean Gordon
Franco Camerini
Bob Coccodrilli

Livestrong max's

Everybody should know about Lance Armstrong and the Livestrong foundation. Well the livestrong foundation teamed up with 4 artist a while back to release some limited edition kicks and one of the artist was none other than Mister cartoon who designed this awesome shoe. On the 2nd they released the shoe and tomorrow the 4th is there major push to get these shoes out on all the fans. Some big fans payed up to $3,000 to get there hands on these. The retail is set to go at $150 on these ones. Certified:5xl

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

That's a Big Ass Cake



Who doesn't love cake, nobody cares if it looks girly, its cake and when its 10 tiers high that will get anyone excited. Just try not to finish this in one sitting, unless your a competitive eater. Certified:5xl
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The killer clowns

Joker brand is no stranger to serving up big man gear to all the big guys across the globe. Always sizing up there tees up to 4xl and it's all coming out of the genius minds of Mister cartoon and the Soul Assassins crew. So serving up some head gear to match up with all there fly gear just feels right. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Joker

Monday, June 29, 2009

The beef continues


El Pollo Loco is not giving up and refuses to let KFC Baked I mean grilled chicken to walk on there turf and try and take over. So they've decided to dig into the ingredients list to find out some of the ingredients include beef powder flavoring. They also forgot to mention that there is also MSG in the ingredients list. Pause the video at 0:50 and look at the third line and see it says Monosodium Glutamate aka MSG. Im not bullshiting you go ahead and check it out.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The last stop to get in

Its the last leg before the 4th of july hot dog eating competition in NY. The last stop on the qualifiers is on Saturday in San Francisco at the Cinemark Century Theater. There will be 20 competitive eaters competing for the infamous mustard belt.

Pizza Hut's feeling gangsta

I decided to head out to try out the new P'zones at Pizza Hut to be surprised that it was no longer Pizza Hut but The Hut. So i decided to look it up, because i was in Oakland CA and thought this just might be there way of getting street cred on the block. Come to find out this is a nationwide change going on. The logo looks a lot more cleaned up and not from the '70s anymore. For the food wise the P'zone was decent but there personal Panormous pizza was pretty good. P'zone Certified:3xl, Personal Panormous Pizza Certified:5xl

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Sex sells

Burger King is no stranger to having some crazy and provocative ad campaigns. In Singapore they topped them all with there new campaign for there new bk super seven incher. I think there is some subliminal messages going on here to make men buy more BK. If this was in America i know I'd go buy one.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Shots Fired

Ive been waiting along time to put this shirt up. It's by the infamous Estevan Oriol. It doesn't need much explanation and still holds true to that raw gritty street vibe coming out of the streets of LA. These shirts normally size up to 4xl and are printed on the classic murdered out black tees. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Estevan Oriol

Smells like bacon

If your looking for someone to go wtf every time you bust out your wallet to pay for dinner. Then here's a wallet for you. It comes with all the bells and whistle money slots card holders and a coin holder. Doesn't that bacon looks so fresh and real that you want to order bacon on anything and everything you order. Certified:3xl
Purchase at: Bacon Wallet

Friday, June 19, 2009

Street Wear or No street

If your only interested in clothes that are going to give you street cred, then you got some problems, but if you want some street clothes that diss other street wear then look into this new shirt from Expensive Taste. Classic gangster old english lettering filling up the whole front of the shirt. It also sizes up to 3xl and comes in white or charcoal. Certified:4xl
Purchase at: Expensive Taste

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tear Gas

If you've every heard the real gritty music coming out of the Bay Area, then you've heard of a group called the Mob Figas. Known for being raw street underground music yet respected amongst the mainstream legends. The Jacka of the Mob Figas has released his most anticipated album since Jack of all trades in 2006. The album released on the 16th and if your looking for real gritty, bass slapping music then swoop on this album.
Purchase at: Tear Gas

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Burger mobile

If Oscar Meyer's can have a wiener mobile then it makes sense for someone to create a burger mobile. The owners over at the Westport flea market bar & grill decided to create the burger mobile after a trip to New York and seeing a vegetable car. They released the car on Monday the 15th for there 28th anniversary, So they drove it around the plaza in town and the people went nuts. Certified:5xl

I'm not the only one hungry

Judging by how the dog in the background is patiently waiting to pounce, This had to be a random act of boredom or one late night extravaganza. It's pretty basic, all your going to need is a double whopper and a slice of pepperoni pizza. Separate the whopper between the patties, just like the Mc chicken gang bang and insert the slice of pizza and enjoy. certified:5xl TIWYF

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The King Kong Sub

This sandwich is huge and can only be described as a MANWICH. Not that same manwich sloppy joe your mom used to make for you when you where a kid. Let me give the run down of what this beast contains, 1 tiger loaf, a bottle of mayonnaise, 16 rashers of unsmoked back bacon, 10 beefburgers, 1 packet of onion rings, 10 slices of cheese, a half bottle of BBQ sauce, 2 packets of BBQ chicken, 1 large packet of cooked ham, 10 additional slices of cheese, 6 tomatoes and 1 cos lettuce. This makes that All American Sub at Safeway's deli look like a 6" sub from Quizno's. Certified:5xl

The Original

The king of slider's want to celebrate there 88th birthday with everyone. Giving away one of there famous sliders for free, but you know that's only going to get you in the door so you can order the crave case. AHT

Friday, June 12, 2009

Rib Cage Tatau

Everything starts with a solid foundation which is true in almost every situation. The guy's over at Humble Beginnings tattoo in San Jose have been making some sick ass shirts for Cukui. They also got mad love for there Polynesian roots and sizing there shirts up to 4xl. If your afraid to get those ribs tattooed then just think about the warriors that have endured the pain of this legendary art form for years with out being allowed to show any signs of weakness. Also done in very primitive ways of being tapped into the skin using boars tusk, shark teeth, and quail's beek. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Cukui

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Extra Juicy

The Juicy Lucy has to be one of the greatest burger's and burger competitions in history. Slap a ton of cheese in between 2 burger pattie's, and fry it up til it's to your liking and enjoy. All that melted cheese is just plain awesome, also eat it over your fries so you can get cheese fries afterwards. Certified:5xl

New Torpedo

I finally had a chance to try the new Quizno's Torpedo which was surprisingly good. The bacon and Roast Beef Torpedo was served up on warm ciabatta bread. They also had giant cookies that where the size of my car gauges. Certified:5xl

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The new Mac, and I'm not talking about 3gs

Even in the afterlife you can still have game. OG Abel's new tee In Love With The Game looks to be based off every one's favorite Cartel Don Tony Montana with stack loads of money and a heina wrapping her self around the immortal Don. It also comes in black or white and sizes up to 4xl.Certified:4xl
Purchase at: OG Abel

Free TGIF

TGI Friday's is giving away a buy one get one free entree this summer til' June 22nd. So grab a friend print out the coupon and get your grub on, or head over there and show them that you can put down two entree's like it's nothing.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

BK making a comeback

Burger king has been silent since the last "Big Thing" they released where the BK b burger shots. They have released 3 steakhouse burger's. 2 of them are not much to really buzz about, but the Swiss and mushroom steakhouse burger is the 1 your going to want to get. It has a "Secret" sauce that taste alot like A-1 sauce. Certified:4xl

Monday, June 8, 2009

Hit them where it hurts

If you where sadly turned away when Popeye's was giving away 8pcs for $4.99. Then let them know how you feel, with a reminder that you can wear ever time you go in to get your Popeye's fix. Yes Popeye's will forever be one of the best fried chicken spots, but there was that one time where they didn't plan for the overwhelming response. The shirt sizes up to 3xl and in black or white. Also swoop on there hilarious KFC Just Kidding 2pc dinner voucher t-shirt.Certified:4xl
purchase at: Out Of Chicken

Good attempt, but epic failure

Taco Bell has decided to jump into the grilled chicken game with there new grilled chicken taco and burrito. It is a good attempt at something that could be a great item to have, but the flavors are all off. The taco has alot of chicken that doesn't taste grilled and in the burrito the rice over powers any other flavor. They boast about there creamy sour creme and guacamole sauce that you can't even taste. Certified:1xl

Friday, June 5, 2009

Rum and Cokasplosion

If you know what happens when you mix Mento's and coke, then you know that you don't have much time before it explodes into the sky. If you wanna play a joke on someone wait til they get nice and buzzed and offer them a Rum and Coke. Place some Ice cubes with Mento's in the center into a glass, then fill it up with a little Rum and a lot of Coke. Now wait for the fun to begin. Hopefully your friend will be so buzzed they will just be holding the glass when it explodes. Use some Coke that's not to cold so the ice will melt faster. Certified:5xl

Free donut day

Today is National Donut Day, and in celebration of one of the greatest creations Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts have decide to give away free donuts. Just show up to Krispy Kreme to receive your donut, and at Dunkin Donuts just buy a drink to receive your morning snack.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Let your inner beast out

Is that giant turkey leg at Disneyland not quite making you feel like a caveman. Then this will excite your inner caveman. Straight out of Japan, Just like in the cartoons, You can get a piece of meat on a long bone that you have to grab with two hands to enjoy. All you have to do is microwave it and then start ripping it apart like the caveman's would before us. Certified:5xl
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Old School

If your a fan of the classic Chuck's and classic rock, then this is your month. Converse is releasing 2 AC/DA shoes and 2 Metallica shoes. The Metallica shoes where set to release on July 1st, and the AC/DC shoes are going to be released later this month. Certified:5xl

Big Man Certified Burger

Now this is a burger that makes your mouth water just by looking at it. 2 cheeseburgers, pulled pork, bacon,slaw and BBQ sauce. Standing a mountain high. Now all you have to do is shoot over to the UK to the Sizzling Pub. Certified:5xl
TIWYF

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

3-D Tees

Looking to get something that's makes people go wtf. Dissizit has a skull tee that just does that, It's perfect shirt to wear to those 3-d movies. It's a skull with some huge stunna shades on, and you will only get the full effect if your wearing 3-d glasses. the shirt comes in white and sizes upto 3xl. Certified:4xl
Purchase at: Dissizit

Free Root Beer Float

Have you been looking for a reason to go to Sonics. They are giving away free root beer float's on Wednesday June 3rd, just show up between 8pm and midnight and ask to get your free float.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Kobayashi fight's back

Joey Chestnut & Takeru Kobayashi Face Off At The PZone Chow-lenge
Kobayashi hasn't been making any noise lately after he injured his jaw, but this past weekend he has defeated Joey chestnut by a 1/4 p-zone. You will be able to see clips of the contest when it airs on spikes guy's choice awards. Let's see if he's going to be up to par in the Hot dog contest, my money's still on our hometown favorite Joey Chestnut.

30lb pizza

Down in Hollywood, CA at Big Mama's and Papa's pizza you can buy a 54 " square pizza. Just a cheese pizza weighs in at 30 lbs and has a 80 lbs wooden support box just to deliver it in. Don't expect that old bucket car to roll up and deliver this pizza, they also needed a truck to make local delivery's. There is a rumored challenge that if 5 people can finish this massive pizza in 2 hours they will receive a $1000. Certified:6xl

Friday, May 29, 2009

The P-zone Chow-lenge

On Saturday in LA is the Pizza Hut P-zone challenge where Kobayashi and chestnut will face off in a battle of the century.Where they will dual off in a 5 minute all you can eat chow-lenge. With the average weight being a little bit over a pound for each P-zone. Let's see who is victorious in this battle of arch rivals.

NOT your average waffle

Why would you want fry up some bacon to go with your waffles, when you can just get them in your waffles. So next time when you don't want to put fruit in your waffles, slap some bacon in there. Certified:5xl
TIWYF

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Man i can go for some Broaster's chicken

If your looking for an alternative to KFC, and you can get your hands on some Broaster's chicken. I would advise you to pick broaster's. Not to greasy, really juicy and nice and crispy. Certified:5xl

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

This looks familiar

If you ever been to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles then this logo should look familiar. UNDRCRWN put a little twist on it adding some basketballs and has called it the Battle of Chickens vs. Waffles. At only $9.99 and sizing up to 4xl, it's a definite must have to add to your collection. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Undrcrwn chicken and waffles

Man vs. food Round 2

If you where a fan of Man vs. Food last season, get ready for round 2 beginning in August. Back to his old tricks taking on competition's the average man wouldn't even dare to think about. Be prepared for some gut busted competition and maybe he'll come out to the Bay Area to take on the Belly Buster Challenge at Santa Clara's Pizza Party.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Give me a 3 way

If you're looking to get your grub on, with some good BBQ. Then head over to Everett and Jones, they have 6 locations in the East Bay and South Sacramento. One of the best locations is there 2nd one in Berkeley, which gives the vibe of a true mom and pop BBQ restaurant. Keeping it very simple giving you your dinner on some tin foil and a paper plate. for locations got to E and J. Certified:5xl

Friday, May 22, 2009

Food Art Show

If your looking to go to a not so normal art show, then head out to Manhattan, NY. Peter Anton is holding an art show at the Allan Stone Gallery, where there is giant sculptures of of all sorts of foods like sundaes, donuts, Cheerios, and pb&j. The exhibit will be open til June,19th Tuesday thru Friday 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Certified:5xl

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Psycho donuts riot


In the Bay Area at psycho donuts, some of the local community has created a little bit of a strike against the donut shop. These people are offended by the hilarious donuts. These donuts are not meant to offend, but put a twist on reality. I will be doing a future review on these donuts to let you know which ones the craziest. So check back to see the results.

Deep fried buger's mmmm

Nowadays you can deep fry anything, and here's an example of that deep fried cheeseburger's. Certified:5xl

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Big Jones is at it again

Being the savvy business man he is Big Jones has stepped his game up from storage to good ass BBQ & foot massage. Big Jones has promised he can deep fry anything for you even a dinosaur, if you can find one. If you've had a rough day stop on by and get a slab of ribs and a foot massage smothered in smokey BBQ sauce. Head over to Big Jones good ass BBQ & foot massage to swoop on a t-shirt and bumper sticker's. Certified:5xl

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The secret stash

If your big or not this is something that needs to be in every mans garage. It's a mini fridge replicated after a Craftsman rolling tool chest. Perfect to hide all your food that you don't want anyone to get there hands on. When closed nobody will think twice that there's only tools in this tool chest. You can purchase one of these bad boys for $345 at homewetbar.com Certified:5xl