Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The killer clowns

Joker brand is no stranger to serving up big man gear to all the big guys across the globe. Always sizing up there tees up to 4xl and it's all coming out of the genius minds of Mister cartoon and the Soul Assassins crew. So serving up some head gear to match up with all there fly gear just feels right. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Joker

Monday, June 29, 2009

The beef continues


El Pollo Loco is not giving up and refuses to let KFC Baked I mean grilled chicken to walk on there turf and try and take over. So they've decided to dig into the ingredients list to find out some of the ingredients include beef powder flavoring. They also forgot to mention that there is also MSG in the ingredients list. Pause the video at 0:50 and look at the third line and see it says Monosodium Glutamate aka MSG. Im not bullshiting you go ahead and check it out.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The last stop to get in

Its the last leg before the 4th of july hot dog eating competition in NY. The last stop on the qualifiers is on Saturday in San Francisco at the Cinemark Century Theater. There will be 20 competitive eaters competing for the infamous mustard belt.

Pizza Hut's feeling gangsta

I decided to head out to try out the new P'zones at Pizza Hut to be surprised that it was no longer Pizza Hut but The Hut. So i decided to look it up, because i was in Oakland CA and thought this just might be there way of getting street cred on the block. Come to find out this is a nationwide change going on. The logo looks a lot more cleaned up and not from the '70s anymore. For the food wise the P'zone was decent but there personal Panormous pizza was pretty good. P'zone Certified:3xl, Personal Panormous Pizza Certified:5xl

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Sex sells

Burger King is no stranger to having some crazy and provocative ad campaigns. In Singapore they topped them all with there new campaign for there new bk super seven incher. I think there is some subliminal messages going on here to make men buy more BK. If this was in America i know I'd go buy one.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Shots Fired

Ive been waiting along time to put this shirt up. It's by the infamous Estevan Oriol. It doesn't need much explanation and still holds true to that raw gritty street vibe coming out of the streets of LA. These shirts normally size up to 4xl and are printed on the classic murdered out black tees. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Estevan Oriol

Smells like bacon

If your looking for someone to go wtf every time you bust out your wallet to pay for dinner. Then here's a wallet for you. It comes with all the bells and whistle money slots card holders and a coin holder. Doesn't that bacon looks so fresh and real that you want to order bacon on anything and everything you order. Certified:3xl
Purchase at: Bacon Wallet

Friday, June 19, 2009

Street Wear or No street

If your only interested in clothes that are going to give you street cred, then you got some problems, but if you want some street clothes that diss other street wear then look into this new shirt from Expensive Taste. Classic gangster old english lettering filling up the whole front of the shirt. It also sizes up to 3xl and comes in white or charcoal. Certified:4xl
Purchase at: Expensive Taste

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tear Gas

If you've every heard the real gritty music coming out of the Bay Area, then you've heard of a group called the Mob Figas. Known for being raw street underground music yet respected amongst the mainstream legends. The Jacka of the Mob Figas has released his most anticipated album since Jack of all trades in 2006. The album released on the 16th and if your looking for real gritty, bass slapping music then swoop on this album.
Purchase at: Tear Gas

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Burger mobile

If Oscar Meyer's can have a wiener mobile then it makes sense for someone to create a burger mobile. The owners over at the Westport flea market bar & grill decided to create the burger mobile after a trip to New York and seeing a vegetable car. They released the car on Monday the 15th for there 28th anniversary, So they drove it around the plaza in town and the people went nuts. Certified:5xl

I'm not the only one hungry

Judging by how the dog in the background is patiently waiting to pounce, This had to be a random act of boredom or one late night extravaganza. It's pretty basic, all your going to need is a double whopper and a slice of pepperoni pizza. Separate the whopper between the patties, just like the Mc chicken gang bang and insert the slice of pizza and enjoy. certified:5xl TIWYF

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The King Kong Sub

This sandwich is huge and can only be described as a MANWICH. Not that same manwich sloppy joe your mom used to make for you when you where a kid. Let me give the run down of what this beast contains, 1 tiger loaf, a bottle of mayonnaise, 16 rashers of unsmoked back bacon, 10 beefburgers, 1 packet of onion rings, 10 slices of cheese, a half bottle of BBQ sauce, 2 packets of BBQ chicken, 1 large packet of cooked ham, 10 additional slices of cheese, 6 tomatoes and 1 cos lettuce. This makes that All American Sub at Safeway's deli look like a 6" sub from Quizno's. Certified:5xl

The Original

The king of slider's want to celebrate there 88th birthday with everyone. Giving away one of there famous sliders for free, but you know that's only going to get you in the door so you can order the crave case. AHT

Friday, June 12, 2009

Rib Cage Tatau

Everything starts with a solid foundation which is true in almost every situation. The guy's over at Humble Beginnings tattoo in San Jose have been making some sick ass shirts for Cukui. They also got mad love for there Polynesian roots and sizing there shirts up to 4xl. If your afraid to get those ribs tattooed then just think about the warriors that have endured the pain of this legendary art form for years with out being allowed to show any signs of weakness. Also done in very primitive ways of being tapped into the skin using boars tusk, shark teeth, and quail's beek. Certified:5xl
Purchase at: Cukui

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Extra Juicy

The Juicy Lucy has to be one of the greatest burger's and burger competitions in history. Slap a ton of cheese in between 2 burger pattie's, and fry it up til it's to your liking and enjoy. All that melted cheese is just plain awesome, also eat it over your fries so you can get cheese fries afterwards. Certified:5xl

New Torpedo

I finally had a chance to try the new Quizno's Torpedo which was surprisingly good. The bacon and Roast Beef Torpedo was served up on warm ciabatta bread. They also had giant cookies that where the size of my car gauges. Certified:5xl

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The new Mac, and I'm not talking about 3gs

Even in the afterlife you can still have game. OG Abel's new tee In Love With The Game looks to be based off every one's favorite Cartel Don Tony Montana with stack loads of money and a heina wrapping her self around the immortal Don. It also comes in black or white and sizes up to 4xl.Certified:4xl
Purchase at: OG Abel

Free TGIF

TGI Friday's is giving away a buy one get one free entree this summer til' June 22nd. So grab a friend print out the coupon and get your grub on, or head over there and show them that you can put down two entree's like it's nothing.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

BK making a comeback

Burger king has been silent since the last "Big Thing" they released where the BK b burger shots. They have released 3 steakhouse burger's. 2 of them are not much to really buzz about, but the Swiss and mushroom steakhouse burger is the 1 your going to want to get. It has a "Secret" sauce that taste alot like A-1 sauce. Certified:4xl

Monday, June 8, 2009

Hit them where it hurts

If you where sadly turned away when Popeye's was giving away 8pcs for $4.99. Then let them know how you feel, with a reminder that you can wear ever time you go in to get your Popeye's fix. Yes Popeye's will forever be one of the best fried chicken spots, but there was that one time where they didn't plan for the overwhelming response. The shirt sizes up to 3xl and in black or white. Also swoop on there hilarious KFC Just Kidding 2pc dinner voucher t-shirt.Certified:4xl
purchase at: Out Of Chicken

Good attempt, but epic failure

Taco Bell has decided to jump into the grilled chicken game with there new grilled chicken taco and burrito. It is a good attempt at something that could be a great item to have, but the flavors are all off. The taco has alot of chicken that doesn't taste grilled and in the burrito the rice over powers any other flavor. They boast about there creamy sour creme and guacamole sauce that you can't even taste. Certified:1xl

Friday, June 5, 2009

Rum and Cokasplosion

If you know what happens when you mix Mento's and coke, then you know that you don't have much time before it explodes into the sky. If you wanna play a joke on someone wait til they get nice and buzzed and offer them a Rum and Coke. Place some Ice cubes with Mento's in the center into a glass, then fill it up with a little Rum and a lot of Coke. Now wait for the fun to begin. Hopefully your friend will be so buzzed they will just be holding the glass when it explodes. Use some Coke that's not to cold so the ice will melt faster. Certified:5xl

Free donut day

Today is National Donut Day, and in celebration of one of the greatest creations Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts have decide to give away free donuts. Just show up to Krispy Kreme to receive your donut, and at Dunkin Donuts just buy a drink to receive your morning snack.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Let your inner beast out

Is that giant turkey leg at Disneyland not quite making you feel like a caveman. Then this will excite your inner caveman. Straight out of Japan, Just like in the cartoons, You can get a piece of meat on a long bone that you have to grab with two hands to enjoy. All you have to do is microwave it and then start ripping it apart like the caveman's would before us. Certified:5xl
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Old School

If your a fan of the classic Chuck's and classic rock, then this is your month. Converse is releasing 2 AC/DA shoes and 2 Metallica shoes. The Metallica shoes where set to release on July 1st, and the AC/DC shoes are going to be released later this month. Certified:5xl

Big Man Certified Burger

Now this is a burger that makes your mouth water just by looking at it. 2 cheeseburgers, pulled pork, bacon,slaw and BBQ sauce. Standing a mountain high. Now all you have to do is shoot over to the UK to the Sizzling Pub. Certified:5xl
TIWYF

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

3-D Tees

Looking to get something that's makes people go wtf. Dissizit has a skull tee that just does that, It's perfect shirt to wear to those 3-d movies. It's a skull with some huge stunna shades on, and you will only get the full effect if your wearing 3-d glasses. the shirt comes in white and sizes upto 3xl. Certified:4xl
Purchase at: Dissizit

Free Root Beer Float

Have you been looking for a reason to go to Sonics. They are giving away free root beer float's on Wednesday June 3rd, just show up between 8pm and midnight and ask to get your free float.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Kobayashi fight's back

Joey Chestnut & Takeru Kobayashi Face Off At The PZone Chow-lenge
Kobayashi hasn't been making any noise lately after he injured his jaw, but this past weekend he has defeated Joey chestnut by a 1/4 p-zone. You will be able to see clips of the contest when it airs on spikes guy's choice awards. Let's see if he's going to be up to par in the Hot dog contest, my money's still on our hometown favorite Joey Chestnut.

30lb pizza

Down in Hollywood, CA at Big Mama's and Papa's pizza you can buy a 54 " square pizza. Just a cheese pizza weighs in at 30 lbs and has a 80 lbs wooden support box just to deliver it in. Don't expect that old bucket car to roll up and deliver this pizza, they also needed a truck to make local delivery's. There is a rumored challenge that if 5 people can finish this massive pizza in 2 hours they will receive a $1000. Certified:6xl